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About the Book
A hilarious and tough-minded guide to winning the war of contemporary life.
The Chinese philosopher Sun Tzu taught that readiness is all, that knowledge of oneself and the enemy was the foundation of strength, and that those who fight best are those who are prepared and wise enough not to fight at all. Unfortunately, in the current day, this approach is pretty much horse hockey.
Sun Tzu was a Sissy will transcend all those efforts and teach the reader how to make war, win, and enjoy the plunder in the real world, where those who do not kick, gouge, and grab are left behind at the table to pay the tab. Students of Bing will be taught how to plan and execute battles that hurt other people a lot, and advance their flags and those of their friends.
“A masterful curmudgeon who causes laugh-out-loud moments.” —USA Today
“Mr. Bing’s humor is ...laugh-out-loud funny.” —Dallas Morning News
“The book is Bing at his snarky best.” —Miami Herald
“Designed to make you as tactically sound in your private life as you are in the cruel, cruel world.” —Army Times, Navy Times, Air Force Times, and Marine Corps Times
“Bing is hilarious!” —Don Imus
“No one understands corporate war better, or makes it funnier, than Stanley Bing.” —Walter Isaacson, author of Benjamin Franklin: An American Life
“A hilarious, thought-provoking war plan for the battlefield of the modern workplace.” —Neil Cavuto, Fox News